November 29, 2005
50 Cent totally sells out
I always thought 50 Cent was pretty hardcore until I found out he performed at Long Island defense contractor David H. Brooks' daughter's bat mitzvah.
For his estimated $500,000, I hear that 50 Cent performed only four or five songs - and badly - though he did manage to work in the lyric, "Go shorty, it's your bat miztvah, we gonna party like it's your bat mitzvah."
At one point, I'm told, one of Fitty's beefy bodyguards blocked shots of his boss performing and batted down the kids' cameras, shouting "No pictures! No pictures!" - even preventing Brooks' personal videographers and photographers from capturing 50 Cent's bat-miztvah moment.
It doesn't matter how many times you've been shot and how many gangster rap albums you've sold, because the second you perform at a little girl's bat mitzvah you're automatically a lame little sissy girl. 50 Cent could've strangled a bear with his bare hands, but from now on he'll forever be remembered as that pansy who performed at some rich girl's bat mitzvah.
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Comments
1. Posted by shnookylangston on November 29, 2005 5:01 PM
Wow! $500,000 is um...er... 50 Million Cent!
2. Posted by PKClover on November 29, 2005 5:17 PM
Maybe she let him wear her ballerina tutu while he sang it. Because then he is so back to being all man baby.
3. Posted by pjammer on November 29, 2005 5:19 PM
HA! Perhaps he should have done a duet with heeb-hop artist 50 Shekel.
4. Posted by HollyJ on November 29, 2005 5:28 PM
:::Sitting with blank stare trying to visualize a room full of rich Jewish pre-teen girls worshipping a shot-up illiterate gangsta rapper::::
"Oy.. now that we've got all the religious stuff out of the way, and my womanhood has been acquired, let's get on to the most important part... Worshipping a criminal Gentile Idol!" :::tossing panties at 50cent::::
5. Posted by hafaball on November 29, 2005 5:48 PM
Well, at least he tried to hide himself....
maybe they just couldn't get old dirty bastard, oh wait...is he dead? Then MC Hammer? And shouldn't the question really be why is a 13 year old jewish girl listening to 50 cent?
6. Posted by Bill Clinton on November 29, 2005 6:20 PM
I was at this bat-miztvah and Fitty's bodyguards were not slapping cameras out of kids hands. I think you are misunderestimating just how wild a party David, or Rocket as I call him, can throw. Rocket blew Fitty away in a blunt rolling contest.
7. Posted by mad_maddox on November 29, 2005 6:55 PM
guys lets face it...i would even take out my penis and jerk infront of the audience for half a million...
8. Posted by kragar on November 29, 2005 7:32 PM
If it was her bat mitzvah, she's no longer a rich little girl, she's a rich little woman.
9. Posted by HollyJ on November 29, 2005 7:34 PM
Well, a rich woman with 500K LESS than she had as a rich girl.
10. Posted by assholic on November 29, 2005 7:45 PM
aw now come on, 50's like one of the best rappers out there dis days. maybe its just me bein 18 but he's definitely one of my faves, so there. i dun care he performed at sum fucked up bar or bat or whtever mitzfah, it's for frigging 500k dollars for cryin out loud. christina played at a supposedly emotion-filled i didnt remember coz no one else give a heck gawd knows whose wedding party last time round, so, yeah, that's it.
11. Posted by Caroline on November 29, 2005 9:19 PM
I knew 50 was no longer gangsta when he was on the old ladies' favorite, The View, a couple of weeks ago. I hope he gets beat down walking down the block to his mansion in Conneticut.
12. Posted by Zanathon on November 29, 2005 10:35 PM
I don't blame Fiddy Cent one bit for not wanting have any pictures taken of him at this event.
If I had been shot nine times, the last thing I'd want is anything that uses the verb "shoot" pointed at me; for instance, cameras and heroine needles.
13. Posted by tori on November 29, 2005 10:39 PM
man. what a sell out.
nsync performed at a bat mitzvah - but that nsync. wtf is going on?!
14. Posted by foo on November 30, 2005 2:06 AM
@10: I can't tell if that was a shot at sarcasm or if you really mean that. Kids these days... $500k bat mitzvahs and unintelligeble speech, what is the world coming to?
15. Posted by sst23 on November 30, 2005 10:32 AM
I always heard that white teen girls were the # 1 consumers of rap and hip-hop anyway...
16. Posted by derekderekderek on November 30, 2005 10:41 AM
@ number 14. Thanks for pointing that out. I read number 10's post and my face hurt. It felt like I had been shot like 9 times.
On a side note: 50 Cent, or Fiddy, whatever the fuck he calls himself these days, is a douche bag. And douche bags can't sell out, because somone out there always needs a douche bag.
17. Posted by sean48479 on November 30, 2005 5:30 PM
for 500,000 dollars i'd do it in a heartbeat. i'm supposed to care about a few resentful people saying i've "sold out"? please calm down, money's money and i know most of us have done more embarassing shit for free let alone 500,000 dollars. so all you scholars out there who have a problem with hiphop just because you can't understand it, please for the love of god grow up.
18. Posted by derekd on November 30, 2005 6:53 PM
AHA! You Pussy! Performing at a Bat Mi... Wait a minute, what? Did you say 500K? OK! Where's the next one at!! Holy shit! Talk smack if you want to but 500k is a lot of cheese.
19. Posted by slinkhard on December 1, 2005 4:38 AM
I don't think people have a problem with hip hop; sean, so much as the fact that 50 Cent sucks.
20. Posted by sean48479 on December 1, 2005 10:21 AM
i have no problem with anyone not enjoying 50 cent's music but i believe "sucks" is a little harsh. K-fed fucking sucks.
21. Posted by assholic on December 1, 2005 3:17 PM
no, i really meant it, no, now, really. he's definitely much better thn dem ludacris or whoevr the hell i dont give a friggin damn bout. i like sum of 50's or fiddy's or whtever the hell again his name is now songs, so ther.
22. Posted by Big DJ Kaz on February 22, 2006 12:21 PM
wtf 50...yea it's 500k...but for 50 that's like around 50k for him...The man is a multi-millionaire, why mess with the rep that got you your cake...The real ? is how hard can you be if you get asked to do this teeny-bob stuff..the man's image is now "commercialized"
23. Posted by Tee on April 20, 2006 3:20 PM
Are yall for real? I can't believe yall are hating on 50 because he did that. You can tell yall are young in the mind. Because alot of yall do things out here for free if 50 had ask one of yall to come to his house to do something for his son all of yall would be right in line so stop hating on one of the hottest men in Hip Hop
24. Posted by Bad Credit on August 7, 2006 7:39 AM
I think he sux, thinks he is all rich, if I take away his manager he is dead.