October 31, 2005

The Superficial News

• Brooke Shields has announced that postpartum depression's got nothing on her, and that she's expecting her second baby in the spring. And just in case Tom Cruise doesn't like it, she's taken the preemptive step of taunting him by bench-pressing terrified gay icons all over town. [NY Post]

• Catherine Zeta-Jones has made it clear that changing three people's diapers is enough work for her, announcing that she and husband Michael Douglas are content with just two children. [Female First]

• Sharon Osbourne says that she wants to punch Madonna in the face in yet another desperate attempt to prove to the public that the Osbournes are really just like everyone else. [MSNBC]

• George Takei, Star Trek's Mr. Sulu, has beamed himself out of the closet and announced that he's gay. And if you think about it, is anyone really surprised? If I had to spend over three years in a cramped deck with William Shatner's erotic animal magnetism, I'd question my sexuality too. Oh, don't even pretend to be grossed out, man. One listen to his 46-minute spoken word version of "You Spin Me Round," and your knees would be jelly too. [CNN]

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