October 18, 2005

Paris Hilton sells her engagement ring

Britain's Daily Star reports that Paris Hilton has auctioned off her $4.7 million engagement ring from ex-fiancé Paris Latsis to aid victims of Hurricane Katrina. The winning bidder is said to have bought the ring for less than half of what Latsis paid, though $2 million is still considerably more than zero.

If Paris Hilton had any business sense at all, she would taped herself stuffing the ring into one of her orifices and then tried auctioning it off. That probably would have gotten at least another $50 or something. Although I'm not sure if STD's actually increase the value of jewelry. I'll just go ahead and assume that they do though, considering I am a licensed jewelrytologist. And no, I didn't just make up a word. If you don't know it, it just means you're stupid.

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