Oct 19 2005

Paris Hilton has the weirdest ass ever

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paris_hilton_nude.jpgI don't know if this is real, but if it is then Paris Hilton has even more problems than I had ever imagined. Other than being famous for sleeping with things on tape, she can now be known for having the world's most bizarre butt. I've seen flat and I've seen bubbly, but I don't think I've ever seen, uh, whatever it is that I'm looking at. Clearly she has a medical condition that turns your ass into a hideous lump. If it's contagious, I fear for the safety of beautiful butts everywhere. Just to be safe though, we should probably quarantine her and light her on fire.

NSFW image after the jump.

*Update: It was fun while it lasted, but a number of readers have pointed out that the picture's a fake. I guess it would be inappropriate to quarantine Paris Hilton and light her on fire now. Nuts. Original image after the jump.


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