October 31, 2005

Mischa Barton likes 'em classy

I'll admit, this is the first time I've ever actually seen Mischa Barton's new boyfriend, club owner Cisco Adler. And since he used to date Kimberly Stewart, I guess it was foolish of me to expect something even vaguely human-looking. I know that Mischa's last boyfriend was a lump of grease, but at least he was a lump of grease with enough money to buy Lenin's brain. I don't know how much Cisco Adler is worth, but by the looks of it, I'd say 73 cents and a bag of Zesty Doritos. Sure, that would be more delicious than Lenin's brain, but it wouldn't be nearly as cool.

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1. Posted by LoquaciousLunatic on January 9, 2006 8:33 AM

He's soooo ugly! I've had better! N I haven't had tht many! So makes you thankfull for wat lil u got rite?

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