Oct 10 2005Cameron Diaz is a bigot
Cameron Diaz recently woke up and decided that she had the authority to arbitrarily call all British people "incestuous," and so she did:
"I saw 10 minutes of Love Actually the other day and I was like, 'Oh my God, he's in love with his friend's wife!' And I also have English friends - every time I show up, that person is with that person and that person is now with that person. I don't get it."
I'm sorry, did Cameron Diaz get some sort of Anthropology degree while I was taking a leak? Because if watching one thirteenth of a movie two years ago makes her a doctor, then I want everyone to call me Pontiff. And all my decrees will be based on scenes from Notting Hill. And for my first order of business: I'm just a Pope, standing in front of a mind-numbingly stupid actress, asking her to shut up before I punch her in the neck with my Pope Ring.
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1. allicia - March 13, 2007 8:50 AM
I think Brittany Murphy is a great singer.
I can't even believe any one would say the things that is said in the original post. She is one of the most talented women I've ever heard of.
Her version of Carly Simon's "Nobody Does it Better" has so much soul that it makes me cry. And I love Paul Oakenfold's "Faster Kill Pussycat," it shows the side of her that I have always tried to get other people to see.
She isn't just this little bubbly thing. She's beautiful and her voice is so powerful.
I just hope that someday, I can be in Brittany Murphy's shoes...
2. allicia - March 13, 2007 8:50 AM
I think Brittany Murphy is a great singer.
I can't even believe any one would say the things that is said in the original post. She is one of the most talented women I've ever heard of.
Her version of Carly Simon's "Nobody Does it Better" has so much soul that it makes me cry. And I love Paul Oakenfold's "Faster Kill Pussycat," it shows the side of her that I have always tried to get other people to see.
She isn't just this little bubbly thing. She's beautiful and her voice is so powerful.
I just hope that someday, I can be in Brittany Murphy's shoes...
3. allicia - March 13, 2007 8:51 AM
I think Brittany Murphy is a great singer.
I can't even believe any one would say the things that is said in the original post. She is one of the most talented women I've ever heard of.
Her version of Carly Simon's "Nobody Does it Better" has so much soul that it makes me cry. And I love Paul Oakenfold's "Faster Kill Pussycat," it shows the side of her that I have always tried to get other people to see.
She isn't just this little bubbly thing. She's beautiful and her voice is so powerful.
I just hope that someday, I can be in Brittany Murphy's shoes...
4. Rosie - September 5, 2007 1:03 PM
She actually has a darn good voice. She was the voice of Gloria in Happy Feet and did all of her own singing... she was phenomenal. I found this link to her music video: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1775098749
The song is pretty bad, and she is annoying to look at, but you can tell that she's a good singer. I have no problems with actresses that want to be singers as long as they can actually sing. Anything is better than the Brittany Spears', Rhianna's and Paris Hilton's of the world.. those twits couldn't sing their way out of a wet paper bag.