October 10, 2005
Cameron Diaz is a bigot
Cameron Diaz recently woke up and decided that she had the authority to arbitrarily call all British people "incestuous," and so she did:
"I saw 10 minutes of Love Actually the other day and I was like, 'Oh my God, he's in love with his friend's wife!' And I also have English friends - every time I show up, that person is with that person and that person is now with that person. I don't get it."
I'm sorry, did Cameron Diaz get some sort of Anthropology degree while I was taking a leak? Because if watching one thirteenth of a movie two years ago makes her a doctor, then I want everyone to call me Pontiff. And all my decrees will be based on scenes from Notting Hill. And for my first order of business: I'm just a Pope, standing in front of a mind-numbingly stupid actress, asking her to shut up before I punch her in the neck with my Pope Ring.
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Comments
1. Posted by allicia on March 13, 2007 8:50 AM
I think Brittany Murphy is a great singer.
I can't even believe any one would say the things that is said in the original post. She is one of the most talented women I've ever heard of.
Her version of Carly Simon's "Nobody Does it Better" has so much soul that it makes me cry. And I love Paul Oakenfold's "Faster Kill Pussycat," it shows the side of her that I have always tried to get other people to see.
She isn't just this little bubbly thing. She's beautiful and her voice is so powerful.
I just hope that someday, I can be in Brittany Murphy's shoes...
2. Posted by allicia on March 13, 2007 8:50 AM
I think Brittany Murphy is a great singer.
I can't even believe any one would say the things that is said in the original post. She is one of the most talented women I've ever heard of.
Her version of Carly Simon's "Nobody Does it Better" has so much soul that it makes me cry. And I love Paul Oakenfold's "Faster Kill Pussycat," it shows the side of her that I have always tried to get other people to see.
She isn't just this little bubbly thing. She's beautiful and her voice is so powerful.
I just hope that someday, I can be in Brittany Murphy's shoes...
3. Posted by allicia on March 13, 2007 8:51 AM
I think Brittany Murphy is a great singer.
I can't even believe any one would say the things that is said in the original post. She is one of the most talented women I've ever heard of.
Her version of Carly Simon's "Nobody Does it Better" has so much soul that it makes me cry. And I love Paul Oakenfold's "Faster Kill Pussycat," it shows the side of her that I have always tried to get other people to see.
She isn't just this little bubbly thing. She's beautiful and her voice is so powerful.
I just hope that someday, I can be in Brittany Murphy's shoes...