Oct 5 2005Britney Spears makes sex tape
Us Weekly reports that a Britney Spears and Kevin Federline sex tape might be surfacing. A member of Britney's entourage allegedly copied one of her personal home videos and is threatening to release it. A source says, "He has threatened to release raunchy footage of the two taken before Spears looked pregnant.”
For some reason I picture Britney Spear's sex tape to be of her and Kevin Federline rolling around in some mud, occasionally smoking a cigarette and throwing back a bottle of Whiskey. And I'm pretty sure there might even be an actual pig involved. I'm not saying that Britney and Kevin are into having sex with pigs, but what little I know about white trash is that they love their muddy pig sex. And really, who doesn't?

Reader Comments
1. yasmin3000y - September 21, 2006 8:34 AM
and aftarwards they can both lick the pig's ass as fevin wouldnt wanna lick some lumpy, cottage cheese ass
2. yes i am a girl and brad pit is sexy - June 23, 2007 2:06 AM
hahaaha it's funny because most of the girls dont' care all that much but all the guys hate him!! JEALOUS lol... errr but i've seen photos of brad with dark hair while he was dating jen... wtf fashion changes, it's called the selective chosing of photos... derrr
3. amanda - July 9, 2007 1:37 PM
I think the picture should be 1st with angie then with gwenth and lastly with jennifer. This how he loved them. He never felt like this he said with angie. He said gwenths is angle. and he said jenffier is his only at that time so...
and about his looks.... he is adaptable. that is it to it. And don't even bring that aj and ja thing here ladies remember that is dead.
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