Sep 23 2005Vida Guerra knows how to dress

oh my!

ewww!

Implants

Flashing your puppies like that...Why even bother to put on make-up and do your hair?? :s

butterface

ummm. who is she... sorry... dunno her. Nice boobs... kinda skanky... but she looks decent... dunno abt the face... but fuckable

Strange her left tit is wrapped in cloth while her right tit is oddly almost completely photosho- I mean hanging out.

Harrison Ford could wear that shirt with no problems.

look at all the black people

Who the fuck is vida Guerra????

I think she's one of those girls that is famous for being famous. I don't know that she actually "does" anything except sit around in front of a camera covered in baby oil. Which is enough apparently.

Her ass is better than those breasts. But, heres the real question? Why Vida? Why subject yourself like that? What happened to having a personality? Oh yeah, she doesn't have one.

Did anybody notice Whitey McIrish in the second picture? Identity crisis?

Holy Boobs!

Her face is a mess, though. Paper bag should do the trick...

yeah saw the other pics... nice ass, big tits... the face... not so nice... gotta hit it from the back... so u dont see her face

She is famous for being one of 5 women in a lingerie article in FHM, and the letters poured into the office requesting more of her due to the size of her ass. She has a freaking HUGE juicy ass. Anyhow, face like a spanked baby, but her ass (and now, her tits) are worth eating poo for.

what a slut..

at what point do do shirts/dress tips just become bags to be thrown over heads...it sure would make it easier to focus on bare boobies.

you know there are such things as butt implants besides breast implants, so she probably is half silicone half human

"She is famous for being one of 5 women in a lingerie article in FHM, and the letters poured into the office requesting more of her due to the size of her ass."

People that "read" FHM can write?
See, that's why stereotyping just doesnt' work. There's always some exception to the rule.

There's nothing wrong with her face.
She's hot, I don't like implants, but she's hot, hot, hot.

Go to her website...
what an ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is hottttttttttttttttttttttttt

where is she? is that a video game expo er somthing?
She could have gone with somthing a little less tacky. I mean really, her nipple is practically falling out and god help her if it does in that crowd, those dudes look a lil flesh starved.

When all else fails show your titties.

nice ass

I'm sorry. Is that...is that a jumpsuit? It is, isn't it?! It's a baby blue velor/spandex jumpsuit! I mean really, if you're going to be a whore, you might as well be a classy one. And Ms. Guerra certainly nailed it, people.

Holy Funbags Batman!!!

I don't know who she is, but give her and Oscar. And a bottle of Astro-Glide. I'd like to see where she'd go with it.

Isn't this supposed to be a celebrity blog? Does this piece of excrement count? What a wretched garment. BTW, what is up with the people who gather 'round to get photos and autographs with people like this at gamer conventions and such? What goes through the mind of Whitey McIrish while he waits for his turn? One false move and her bandage will leave her completely naked in front of all those parolees. Guess it wouldn't be the first time.

y'know Vida Guerra means "Life War"

makes you think, doesn't it?

eurgh whether it's revealing or not, that is one of the ugliest outfits i have ever seen..

I want to pop that zit on her back

Vida is ugly.

I'd pop it with my teeth.

...still, I'd hit it.. I guess :-/

i'd turn that ho around grab on to those huge milk bags and do her doggie style - she's got a butta face but the cans make up for it - no one is lookin at her face anyway - especially in that outfit

Nice zit!

Why is that on every one of these posts that has some skank in it you have the same guys saying 'I'd hit that?' Okay, it's established. You have dubious taste in women and whatever is put in front of you, you'll screw. Fine. Great. Move on.

I've often wondered how the world gets populated with classless, cheap broads and stupid, single-digit IQ men. It's dumbasses like the ones above "hitting" Vida Guerra and then allowing them bring forth life . . . Jesus . . .

....i'd hit it.

;)

Such a tasteful outfit. She is obviously modest and doesn't try to grab the spotlight in the slightest. Only ugly slutty looking people do that.

I'm surprised that the simple tie-knot in front is holding that huge payload.

haiku to vida
i love so much, baby
dont care if they're fake

she was voted hottest something or other in a guy mag like maxim, but not that magazine.... can't remember the name, but my boy friend gets it.

Gawd, couldn't they find someone better? Was Tara Reid sick that day or something?

I have never, ever heard of this person. Ever.

She does have quite a--what's the word I want?--*bodatious* rack; however, the back problems this chick probably has to suffer through have to suck giant donkey balls.
Hey, I have to make myself feel better about my (now seemingly) microscopic 32Cs *somehow*...:(

She's just famous for her body.

She was "supposed" to be working on an album, but after she tried to create her own publicity stunt by saying that somebody on the internet hacked her who knows what and put naked pics of her and kitty cat on the internet, the label dropped her.

Very trifling. I've lost the little respect I had for her before.

If I remember correctly she's a model from Portugal and many believe she has either the most perfect, or one of the most perfect asses in the world (it IS very nice).

They're real. They'll be waxing the floor in 5 years.

why are you people saying she is ugly? She has a nice face. She has nice skin, nice nose, nice teeth.. there is nothing wrong with her. All you guys that are saying she's ugly, i'm sure you don't have model girlfriends! Who are sick in their own right cuz today's models are so freakin' skinny! anyways.. she's fine!

no i mean, she's really hot, and as a woman I'm comfortable affirming this. What I don't understand is wearing the wrapper from a pack of cotton rounds around your torso, calling it a shirt, and sitting outside what looks to be a taping of midnight at the apollo....can we say, supreme court case of gang rape turned into headline news gold?

No idea who that is, but those rock-hard implanted boobs and that ugly face doesn't make me want to even find out.

that doesn't. look. good.

it looks like her pyjama bottoms are trying to strangle her

she has a big zit on her back... probably from shaving it.

Are you serious that her name is 'Vida Guerra'? You are kidding me right?
Because Vida Guerra in portuguese means Life War. What sort of a stupid name is that? Must belong to some big breasted woman who is slightly whorish.

Ok, first of all, vida guerra means life war in spanish not portuguese. And Guerra is a very common last name in Spanish-speaking countries. Yeah, so if you mistake spanish for portuguese, doesn't surprise me you're dumb enough to judge a woman's sexual activity because of her name.Did everyone run out of things to say about her outfit? Yeah , she shows off her body but most models make their living that way. DUh!!! I'd take a "whore" like this any day as opposed to a snowblower like kate moss.

That's very true.

Now would you hit it, or not?

http://www.vidasworld.com/

uhhh....YEAH!! lol...what guy wouldn't? it's funny how some girls hate on guys coz guys would screw just about anything but you have to be a guy to understand.

Vida needs to go back to being a loan officer in New Jersey.

She's sunk to the lowest common denominator. Next thing you know, she's gonna sucking off Master P for a crack hit.

Actually, she's not Portuguese at all. Her family escaped to America from Cuba. So she speaks Spanish and English, not Portuguese.

Well, either I didn't remember correctly, or read some misleading information, or had Vida mixed up with someone else. Oh well!

whoa. those are going to sagggg..

and what's with the cattle market??
random.

Seriously, I wouldn't even fit that shirt....and I'm an "A" cup.

I love the huge zit on her back.

Who the fuck is she? (Yawn.....)

hhahaha 'cattle market'
so true..

@tyler4all

the words for "life" and "war" are the same in spanish and portugese, dumbass.

re: topic... her ass is what she's really all about... but i just can't get with that grill of hers.

Viva Guerrilla will be pushin' those fake tits around in front of her on a gurney in 10 years

re: tyler4all
"Yeah, so if you mistake spanish for portuguese, doesn't surprise me you're dumb enough to judge a woman's sexual activity because of her name."

jeez, i am so sorry for my stupidity. i mean, really, i should've know that her name is actually spanish, not portuguese, even though Vida Guerra means exactly the same in both languages.
i wasn't... "judging her sexual activity." i was just quoting the post.

well, the words "life" and "war" might mean the same in portuguese and in spanish but she's of hispanic heritage. That's what i was correcting. And when i corrected that person i did not call them dumb. I called them dumb because they thought she was a slut due to her name and that IS dumb.
So much for trying to seem smart huh, sheniferous?

but she IS a slut because of her name. obviously.

argh. hurry and update already! i'm sick of seeing this butterfaced skank and her fun bags.

i dont know if anyone asked this...but what the hek is she sitting or riding on?

(the guy in the red shirt in the second picture wishes it was him)
haha the expressions are classic.

At least her boobs are real. Fake tits aren't supposed to sag like that. Of course, large breasted women shouldn't leave the house without a bra but she is a porn star.

yea right, most of you people would die to have sex with vida guerra. If you had the choice between being broke as hell, escaping from cuba and getting paid just to be hot you would do it. I'm just a plain normal guy like anybody else, but i'd cut off my left pinky toe to bone vida on a regualr basis.

dear Kallisti,

of course you've never heard of her. you're not a guy, nor a lesbian are you? didn't think so..

OTOH, your 32C's sound plenty juicy in their own right. be not ashamed, proud woman

btw, 2 words: cell phone.

pimp on.

>

if pornstar is a synonym for assmodel these days, then why yes she's a "pornstar".

~b

is that a zit on her back?

this site is only updated on weekdays to whoever asked.

why's everyone freakin out? she's got big tits that speak neither spanish nor portugese. isn't that what really matters?

i heard demi and ashton hitched! is it true?

Check out this page: http://imdb.com/name/nm1446962/

to see Vida's many accolades...or lack thereof.

She's a very pretty lady, but acting/dressing slutty just to gain attention... honestly, at this age, people should remember they are a young adult, not a high schooler.

I likes 'em.

I'm sure she has a great singing voice,
She's a swell humanitarian. She may not be able to act as well as Kathy Bates or Glenn Close, but that's alright.

But I likes 'em

Sister Kallisti, you go and rave on. You are blessed with enough cat-itude that you are welcome into the Pope's Sanctum Sactorum. ;)

Those knockers look insanely painful, it's like her skin is stretched to its thinnest possible capacity. Maybe that is why this bitch decided to just wear pressure bandages to hold them up instead of a regular top. Makes sense.

She's a thick chick for sure!

Oh my...how could any guy not want to do her.

Yes that is a zit on her back..as well as a zit on her arm toward the top. As well as underneath her caked on makeup. If you sliced her head off and replaced it with a pretty one...I'd dyke it out with her. Nice bod.

I REALLY hate to say this, but it looks like her tits aren't actually fake... They're not choking her, nor are her nipples competing with her bellybutton. If you look at the contours of her tits, they actually look real. Either she's just a really lucky girl with a gorgeous body, she has a fucking great plastic surgeon.

Um, who is this prostitute and Why should I care?

she looks like a hoe, although she does have a nice lower half..i feel completely comfortable saying this as a female. BUT..her face is wack...that is NOT the perfect face...her nose looks like an italian noodle...her eyes look strange..her head shape..no no no...look at these pics urself

http://www.eblog.ru/spaw/images/vida-guerra-ass-nude.jpg

http://people.freenet.de/hildegreg/vida_guerra5.jpg

http://www.shampube.com/celebrity/vg0001.jpg

she looks like a hoe, although she does have a nice lower half..i feel completely comfortable saying this as a female. BUT..her face is wack...that is NOT the perfect face...her nose looks like an italian noodle...her eyes look strange..her head shape..no no no...look at these pics urself

http://www.eblog.ru/spaw/images/vida-guerra-ass-nude.jpg

http://people.freenet.de/hildegreg/vida_guerra5.jpg

http://www.shampube.com/celebrity/vg0001.jpg

she looks like a hoe, although she does have a nice lower half..i feel completely comfortable saying this as a female. BUT..her face is wack...that is NOT the perfect face...her nose looks like an italian noodle...her eyes look strange..her head shape..no no no...look at these pics urself

http://www.eblog.ru/spaw/images/vida-guerra-ass-nude.jpg

http://people.freenet.de/hildegreg/vida_guerra5.jpg

http://www.shampube.com/celebrity/vg0001.jpg

You bunch of fucking sad cunts! This chick is hot hot hot, and all that most of you can say is that her tits are fake & her face is ugly etc etc etc.....take a look in the fucking mirror you pathetic dweeb muthafuckers!!! You could only dream of being with a babe like this while you're spanking yourselves silly in the bathroom.

she is Hot.But the nose looks like someone said "an italian noodle".