Sep 30 2005Tyra Banks and Jennifer Love Hewitt are desperate

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Wait, what? Tyra Banks and Jennifer Love Hewitt have breasts? Did anyone else know about this? Because I've never heard them talk about it. And I've been sitting here, fake-admiring their modeling and acting prowess like a schmuck, when all the while I could have been real-admiring their breastigial prowess. Yeah, I know "breastigial" isn't a word, but I don't have time to think of not-fake words. I have years of staring to catch up on.


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1. Zanathon - November 18, 2005 12:05 AM

Now, Jennifer, I want you to touch Tyra's tit.
Aw yeah, that's great!
Now, Tyra, I want you to slip your index finger in and out of Jennifer's mouth.
Aw ye- NO, Tyra! Your pointer finger! Not your calous covered thumb!

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