Sep 6 2005The Superficial Rundown

llohan_apt.jpg• Lindsay Lohan has bought a $1.9 million three-bedroom pied a terre in Hollywood in the same building where Matthew Perry lives. When asked for comment she said, "Chandler and Monica are in love. And I'm Rachel. I love Ross." And then everybody was weirded out and left.

• Lance Armstrong announced his engagement to Sheryl Crow yesterday, saying he proposed last Wednesday while they were in Sun Valley, Idaho. I guess he felt proposing on September 11th would be bad timing. What with the tragedy and all.

• Sienna Miller was spotted at the Venice Film Festival without her engagement ring, confirming rumors that her engagement with Jude Law is off. Although I thought this was already confirmed two months ago when he was caught humping the nanny. And then again when he was caught with a small penis.



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