Sep 22 2005Tara Reid wears deceptive clothing

You've insulted Maple Syrup. I'd much rather take advice from the Aunt Jemima bottle than Tara Reid.

Tara Reid in real life reminds me of her character in The Big Lebowski. except she's more blonde and tan now.

Aight, she things she's all that, but when chicks like her (or trying to be her) come into the bar, we either make fun of them until they cry, or just fucking leave, because nobody wants to see their cootchie up in the air while someone takes a shot of tequila out of it.

And yes. I have seen that. And no. Don't ask.

Is it possible that her skirt was being sarcastic?

I vote "yes".

I'd still hit it.

There's nothing sexy about that flat booty.

This website is often quick with the hyperbole in its snark, but man, it really is quite amazing just how un-sexy Tara Reid is. For a young rich actress with access to all the best beauty tips and treatments, known as a sex symbol, she's decidely non-sexy. I mean, nearly every girl in, say, my psychology class is much hotter than her.

When will these stupid skirts/pants/whatever go out of style. Nobody who wears something that says "sexy" is actully SEXY.

My god, she has ugly knees.

Stupid cunt she is....totally a loser.

And now instead of being a skinny, drunken whore, she is starting to go to the side of an overweight drunken whore...

maybe shes iliterate and somebody told her it sais dumb drunk whore??

Why is she famous again?

All you fuggers would still hit it.

That's messed up. How dare you say maple syrup has an IQ equal to Tara Reid when it's at least double.

UUUOOOOHHH!!! She's sexy... as sexy as my dad when he gets up

Man, her legs look like they caught on fire and someone put them out with a rake.

Those $1 flipflops complement her $2 haircut and the $3 i paid her for a blowjob. It was a crap blowjob you see.

She was sexy before she got her breast implants and transformed into some skanky little party girl.

More attractive combined:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/the_superfotoshopper/tara_it.jpg

What on earth happened to this woman?
I remember Van Wilder and there was something worth watching. But this... this is a disgrace.

However, all you average and below average looking girls out there, rest assured, if Tara did it, you can too!

ughhhhh!
so rectangular. not sexy!
her ass is like a pancake.

now where's the aunt jemima?

Her Skirt? You want to talk about the skirt when she has that pile of straw on her head?

She actually asked a hair stylist to put in extensions to match her existing *thatch*.

But the skirt, yes: she should be sued for false advertising. What next? Paris Hilton wearing a top that says "brainy"?

i don't get it. this chick doesn't seem to care about being pretty, or a good actress, or a role model. instead she gets a boob job, goes to the tanning salon every day, bleaches her hair, smokes, has lots of sex, parties, and spends thousands of dollars on purses. uh oh, i think i just lost my will to live. :-(

tr is repulsive...has anybody caught the show "taradise"? It pains me to watch..her poor parents. There is no reason for her to be hanging around showbiz her ass is as irritating as her voice. And her boobs are reminicent of Ms. Chokesondick

Seriously, Mrs. Butterworth would OWN Tara in Jeopardy!

Of course, I would still bang Tara before I would stick it in Mrs. Butterworth...

Again.

Tara Reid is the Tawny Kittan of your generation.

Next stop: porn industry

the most depressing thought is as the rest of the world works for a living, Ms. Reid gets to bounce around exotic islands, flashing her hideous private parts and lounge poolside. i hope she gets genital warts.

You said it Karl...her "co-stars" better double bag it, though; I'm guessing we're waaay past genital warts with this one.

I don't think she knows what the back of her skirt says. I think someone just painted that on there as a joke. Kind of like putting a sticker on someones back saying "Kick me".

PLEASE SOMEONE SAVE TARA! SHE'S MY FAVORITE DRUNKEN WHORE!

Ugh, there is NO hope for this one.

her legs are STUBBY! so, so stubby. and yes, she had no ass, doesnt it make us normal people feel better? Thank god the pressures of fame don't force me to have hideous breasts. and be stupid.

What are you guys all talking about??? Tara Reid is just soooooo pretty!!! (psyyyyyych)! haha

is it just me or did she get a lil chubby... she used to be really skinny.and the outfit and lovely flip flops are not flattering at all. she looks short stubby and fat.

I think that skirt might be a few years old. Like from when she was actually, well, sexy. I kind of like the newer, skankier Tara. She makes me feel soooooo pretty.

"Tara Reid in real life reminds me of her character in The Big Lebowski. except she's more blonde and tan now."

And chunky, don't forget that's she's horribly, horribly chuncky now.

she has a fat mans ass... you know flat with pimples on it. you can see it peeking through the top of her skirt. she doesnt even have a bump on her back big enough to hold her skirt up!!!!

I can't in good faith call her fat. i can say she is a drunken flat assed silly tit, but thats like sodomizing a dead horse

What do the following things have in common? Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, flattering photographs of Tara Reid.

No ass, horrible hair, Mandee's brand clothing, and dolla store flip-flops. What is wrong with this chick? I'm a drunk and i manage to have better style.

He fixes the cable?

One will tend to get fat when their diet consists of 6 gallons of alcohol per day and late night fast food binges.
What a role model.

She is like a cross breed of paris hilton and britney spears... A terrible, terrible experiment in useless celebrity hybreeding that has gone terribly, terribly wrong.

I'd swill a bunch of brews with her.

Why doesn't she just cut to the chase and yank off the Y.

Godamn she looks so not hot. Tara, if you are reading this, feel free to jump off a chair head first. Only then will you have an excuse to look like shit!

Who is this ugly bitch's guardian angel, man? Is it just me or do all of these Hollywood fuck ups somehow luck into celebrity and just laugh at the rest of us as they party and fuck and screw and make gazillions of dollars? I mean, how do you explain Ben Affleck and J-Ho? They both, combined, still have no talent. As for TaraDitz, how can someone so nasty and ugly and rude and crude and inane be a total success in this country? Oh, wait. Am I talkin' about Taraditz or George Bush?

you guys are rough .. shes just a 29 year old sorority girl .. 'always drunk and has the IQ of maple syrup' - statements like that make the frat-boys are line up around the corner

Well..I would hardly call her a total success. Sure she was in a few stupid movies but I don't see her stumbling up to accept an Oscar, boob hanging out of her dress, treating us all to not only a drunken rambling acceptance speech but another look at her fucked up nipple.

^^^ Agreed. "Success" is not the first word that comes to mind when most think of Tara Reid.

Disfigured nipples, a dimply sagging ass, stubby legs, fried hair, and bad skin is never sexy, Tara.

I'd like to say from personal experience- I did a film with her when she was thin and on nothing but coke. She (in person) was wayyyy too thin, her hair was falling out, and she had long flat boobs that looked like bananas...she didn't wear a bra either. I wish she would have rolled them up and placed them in a nice little tit-slinger so we weren't all subjected to seeing that. Oh, did I mention she's a royal bitch as well? Maybe that's from losing her period after having like 2% body fat..gross.

OdetoBrit, you said it best, a cross breed of paris hilton and britney spears.

She is GROSS!!!!

But I really don't see how she looks fat at all.

I like the back of her head and those horrible extensions can you say breakage..think about butt implants or are you getting the booty in the front look kickin??? the only hope is maybe that is pot that Paris gave her in a one-y

Tara Reid is fat.

I wouldn't go and call Tara Reid "fat", but the does have accordion thighs that could use a couple squats. Other than that she is unfixable and will just have to accept the fact that she looks like that girl I stepped over in the bathroom at that party. I didn't even care that she saw my cooter when I peed right in front of her, cause her hair was covering her face, and it was stiff with puke. In fact, it coulda been Tara Reid, who knows, whatever.

wow you people are fucked tara is so hot you guys need help stop l;ooking for little things wrong and look at the big picture shes hot

Yeah, I'm sure she's HOT if you stick to her face. Her ass is flat and the cellulite on the back of her shapeless legs is more than noticable. I give her another few years and unless she visits a gym a little more regularly she's going to look like an old hag before she's 30.