September 26, 2005
Mischa Barton dates Kimberly Stewart's ex
According to Radar Online, Mischa Barton has sparked Kimberly Stewart's syphilitic fury by dating Stewart's ex-fiancée, Whitestarr singer Cisco Adler.
"Kimberly is finally over Cisco, but she was furious that a friend of hers would date her ex," says a source close to Stewart. "She called up Mischa and gave her an earful. She said Cisco was totally gross and that after all the nasty stuff Kimberly had told her about him she should know better than to date such a douchebag."
I think that Mischa should listen to her. After all, if anyone knows about being gross or being bags of things, it's Kimberly Stewart. Besides, no girl wants to have somebody else's sloppy seconds, especially when those sloppy seconds have been inside Kimberly Stewart's sloppy... well, I think you get the point. Actually, no, the next word was vagina. There's no need to be subtle about a woman who could very well have Geppetto trapped inside her cooter, and probably does.
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Comments
1. Posted by mutterhals on September 26, 2005 9:10 AM
ET Phooooonnnnee Hoooommmeee
2. Posted by Proteon on September 26, 2005 9:26 AM
I have no idea who this chick is but she looks like a soap star from the 80's - photo looks to be taken from 1986.
3. Posted by Juliette on September 26, 2005 9:39 AM
This whole clan of sluts is rather amusing...Kim, Lindsay, Paris, Mischa, Nicole, Hilary...they should all sleep with each other's boyfriends and just get it over with.
4. Posted by Ms. Dilligaff on September 26, 2005 9:47 AM
All three of these people make me a little ill when I look at them, so I try not to do it very much.
5. Posted by DevastatorX on September 26, 2005 10:21 AM
Why do people find this chick attractive? The hottest thing she ever did was throw up in "The 6th sense" And even that wasn't too cool.
6. Posted by DevastatorX on September 26, 2005 10:28 AM
Also reminds me of this click of Ho's I used to go to school with that had to all take turns dating the same dudes.
At the 10th reunion some had passed away and some had obvious signs of facial herpes.
7. Posted by Darby on September 26, 2005 10:32 AM
What is with these super skinny chicks? I mean they both look like they've been run over by a steam roller...no curves. When did that become sexy? I think guys want something to hold onto and a wonamly body not a bony ass. Am I right??
8. Posted by reigne on September 26, 2005 10:56 AM
Her cheekbone forms a shadow on her face. That's just wrong.
9. Posted by stinkypinky on September 26, 2005 12:24 PM
I'm glad they are keeping their STD's within the same social circle.
10. Posted by seminole on September 26, 2005 12:26 PM
mischa barton definitely has hips and an ass, although it contrasts rather sharply with the rest of her skinny body.
some may find it weird, I find it hot.
11. Posted by jon on September 26, 2005 12:44 PM
I'd love to make love to a giant triangle, which is probably why i whack off to Mr Men.
Sweet.
12. Posted by mEGGSnBACON on September 26, 2005 12:46 PM
God I hate everyone involved in this article. Mischa, Paris II aka Kimberly, and their dirty hippie loverboyman
13. Posted by ImRichBitch! on September 26, 2005 1:19 PM
I never liked Mischa from the day she was on that stupid show, and ppl actually started to care for a second. I dont trust her because she sounds like a man... and looks like a man...In an ugly dress... mishca is a man! No wonder I didnt trust her...
14. Posted by daria405 on September 26, 2005 1:39 PM
So what is a Cisco, and why does everybody seem to want one?
15. Posted by Grey on September 26, 2005 1:47 PM
she looks like she should be the 3rd olsen. gross.
16. Posted by Martin92 on September 26, 2005 2:04 PM
Why the hell does anybody care about these publicity hungry skanks? We need real controversy. Like Oprah Winfrey sexually assualting Dr.Phil.
17. Posted by Ragin_Pope_Angus on September 26, 2005 2:36 PM
All of these 20something skags need to jump into a meat grinder and make a full woman out of them. Oh well, the talentless ones will wither and vanish anyway.
The Pope likes real women with real shape. I dated a skinny woman once when I lived in England. Ugh. It felt like wrestling a skeleton.
Here in Texas, we got real women with meat shakin' on their bones.
And brethren, we all know that meat holds heat.
Here endeth the lesson.
18. Posted by andrewthezeppo on September 26, 2005 4:03 PM
While I've never found Mischa attractive, I thought she at least had more class than Paris and Kimberly and that lot....I guess I was wrong
19. Posted by Queen LaQueefah on September 26, 2005 4:58 PM
It's pretty apparent this guy is not after the substance, and by substance I don't mean drugs, cause he's obviously into that. Have you peeped this dude? He looks like he fell out of a hot-boxed VW van and into the giant highschool of young celebrity. He also seems to have a penchant for girls who look Juuuuuuust like melted candles with spaghetti for hair.
20. Posted by IvoryFingers on September 26, 2005 6:00 PM
Once I thought Mischa was attractive. It was before she turned around.
21. Posted by Rach-tastic on September 26, 2005 6:07 PM
<3 Gepetto!
22. Posted by Xibalba on September 26, 2005 7:26 PM
I think it's a travesty that nobody is worried about Cisco? I mean, yeah, he might have herpes, crabs, and all other manner of nasty sex tool ailments, but has anyone thought to inform him that Mischa has Aids? That or she is only 13 and hasn't hit puberty... And then Cisco should really watch himself, sleeping with a 13yo in the US is a no no...
23. Posted by tg8 on September 26, 2005 9:45 PM
Perhaps I'm naive, but the most shocking thing I find in all of this is that no one is aghast at comparing Kimberly to Mischa. I mean at least Mischa has some boobs.
I mean one of the main reasons Paris Motel hangs with the Kimberly and/or the Nicole is because she looks so good (and by "good" I mean "half-way attractive") next to these rakes with no boobs.
I'm no OC fan, but I just got to defend decent boobage when it needs defending.
24. Posted by him_lover on September 27, 2005 12:10 AM
the nicole looks better than motel paris now, that's why she's all over nasty kim stewert. i can't fathom why all these nasty bitches are famous! at least mischa is on a show, and sort of? doing something for her money and fame. kimberly? she's rod's nasty daughter that looks just like him. they're some big ugly androgonous family. neither he nor his daughter look good as a man or woman
25. Posted by That Girl on September 27, 2005 2:18 AM
It looks like someone lopped off the tip of her nose.
26. Posted by pixie_d2be on September 27, 2005 1:03 PM
I think shes one of the most beautiful women on the planet but hey, each to their own.
27. Posted by IvoryFingers on September 27, 2005 3:44 PM
that is if the planet you are talking about is Pluto.
28. Posted by Ms. Dilligaff on September 27, 2005 11:21 PM
No kidding Ivory. Seriously, look at that photo again. Keep in mind that's *after* hair and makeup...and it was chosen as a "keeper." Good Lord I hope I never see the throw-aways. Looks like she's having facial spasms(not that there's anything wrong with that).
29. Posted by elle26 on November 30, 2005 2:15 AM
Mischaaaa isss the best....total cliche...but its true...dont be a hater coz she looks thin...bet ur some petty fat ass. FYI..there are alwez pix of Mischa pigging out...she's jz one of those ppl tht can eat truckloads and nvr get fat.so if any of you hav problems...do us all a favour and shed tht fat.