Sep 22 2005Mariah Carey drinks in public

Look at her face and try not to laugh. I dare you. I also dare you to actually look at her face, because those breasts of hers are out of control.



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I dare you to look at her face and not that rack!

what a total waste of fake boobs.

those boobs are trying to escape!!

Remember when she used to be hot? That being said, I would. And you would too. Don't lie.

Bwaaaah haaaa haaaa! What can I say? I tried.

She's doing it again - she's giving us the BAD side of her head!

Oh my god... Im speechless

I don't know what you people are talking about, "used to be hot." I'd pay money to hook up with her.

Nice rack, but that look on her face! She looks like she is trying out for "I am Sam" 2.

Or as Carlos would say... "Dee Dee Dee!"

Eye searing side cleavage.... and I am laughing hysterically... I couldn't help it.

mariah's practicing good water safety, would you look at those great flotation devices!

Ooooo child, she looks a mess!

Remember when Mariah used to be on the same level as pop stars like Christina and Britney... oh, wait, she still is.

landshark......

What happened to the sweet girl who sang "Vision of Love"?

Now she's just a hip hop ho' with jugs.

Nice jugs.

Nice, big jugs.

Nice big, juicy jugs.

Mmmmmm....

And nobody noticed that she's drinking red wine out of a champagne flute? Trés gauche.

why the h3ll would you pay that much money for such horrific looking fake boobs!? get a clue, mariah.. you're NOT on fi-ah.

Tacky indeed! I do believe she is drinking red wine out of a candle stick and not a champagne glass. Why bother with the strips of gold fabric nipple covers anyway? What's the point? It's like those fingerless gloves.

Those fun-bags have lost all their fun.

Damn she looks a mess. Needs to lay off the cheesburgers.

Looks like she's trying to give Tara Reid a run for her money. Sorry, Mariah, but nobody can out-slut Tara!

I think she peed on Jenny Mcarthy, then swallowed her whole

those are the worst implants ive ever seen. ive seen cheap strippers with better implants than those!!!!

I agree with Grey. But then a strippers tits are her only source of money. So I’m sure in 6 months Mariah will have a great new pair.

put a pillowcase over that face and she would still look good.

haha!!! ur funny bone... kinda gross but funny!

Ugh... they don't even look good.

it's a shame what money does to some people

I must say, there was a time when her sleezy look attracted me.

But I'm not 14 anymore.

I never really thought twice about mariah before her break down but since then i can't get enough of the chick. I love the huge train wreck that shes totally becoming...can't wait to see what the future holds

Wow, you can tell by the way she sits...she's a real lady.

Her titties look like they are made of ham

You know, for all of her money, you'd think she'd be able to afford more of a bathing suit than one from the dollar store. Moooooooooo! Momo's right ... she's a friggin' fascinating train wreck.

She looks like a 'tard ...
... with 'tardo tits!

Looking at that picture, I wouldn't recognize her - I would think white hillbilly trash: bad ratty two-toned hair, buck teeth, sleazy bathing suit from Fredricks, and not to mention what's already been mentioned - her drinking wine out of a champagne glass.
Even if she was 30lbs lighter and had flab-free arms, she'd still look like shit. A bathing suit top is suppose to FIT properly, accentuate the form while giving support. Clearly, that's not her intent at all. She thinks she looks hot and that's hilarious!

Bloated much?

I would like to personally thank the Superficial Website for posting pictures such as this, what with Mariah and Tara today. My self esteem has rocketed, since after looking at them I have realized that I'm actually quite pretty. In addition, since photos such as these destroys my appetite, I'll become as skinny as Hilary.

She is one unattractive scank.

I'd just tittyfuck her. That's it.

haha, i made a retard noise when i saw her face. i want to know: isn't there a law against glass around beaches and stuff? that swimsuit top would fit an olsen. wait, mary-kate? are you in there?

She really let herself go big time.

"Damn, I just pissed out all of the diet coke that I've been drinking out of this crystal glass...wait..that shit is warm, yo...uh-huh"

Mariah Carey sucks major ass. She has completely lost that charm she had back in the early nineties. Now she's just your run of the mill whore for hire.

It's not Mariah, it's a booze drinking manatee with awful implants.

This photo makes her look like Sue from Survivor 1...with an enormous rack

I dunno, she looks matronly. I think it's due to that extra weight she's haulin'.

Again, a 14 who has deluded herself into thinking she's a size 4.

Good Lord...its like seeing Marlon Brando (the old version) in a bikini. Oh...I think my eyes are burning.

SUSAN!! from survivor! that is so dead on that it is really very frightening.

I hate to stop the boob controversy, but those boobs are real. Implants would be hanging but still pointing north. Also, the fat in her underarms is real, idicative of a real rack. Still she seriously needs an underwire.

Ok, I hate to be hard on anyone, because no one is anywhere near perfect...BUT...as I recall, Mariah had smaller, pretty, perky, boobs in her golden years- I know they are supposed to sag as us chickie doos age..but when did her bitties become ginormous in the first place? Let alone deflate?? Also, The character she most reminds me of- Minnie Mouse. Does anyone else see that? I saw more of these photos somewhere else- her head is way too small for her body and she has a very large noodle. I rest my case.

Just because they are hanging doesn't mean they are real. Skin DOES stretch, even if you put half a melon in it pointing upwards, gravity, is gravity. They are not real, and it's obvious.

Thise aren't Real! Look at the stretched and distended skin on the sides and how the crease is forming, a classic sign of a women with implants that are bigger than her frame can carry.

Iv'e spent 6 years working for an online porn retailer, trust me, i'm an expert.

Well... She's Mariah, the brand new (big) mermaid

Obvious train wreck aside - apparently being caught on camera equates to being in public.

Everyone say with me while looking at Mariah.

"Hai. My names Mariah Gump. Life is like a glass of grape juice. It turns your tongue purple."

lmfao hahahah! that was wonderful angus! Absolutely genius. haha im still crackin up

It's Lady Bathory!

Why the hell is Shamu on the front page of The Superficial?

The recent pictures of her and Eddie Murphy are equally as bad.

no one loves the big titties more than i but if they are that jacked cover those things up a little better - they make bathing suits with support - give the illussion of hotness you're a celb for christ sake

where r the pics w/ ediie murphy juliette?

At least she doesn't have her 'abs' painted on...that we can see.

ImRichBitch- I think they are posted in the Forums Pictures section if I remember correctly...

well getting fat, drinking red wine and swimming in the sparkling blue sea, that sounds exactly how I want to get old.

...how was she ever considered attractive?

her tits look ugly and her face looks worse than her tits. She looks pie eyed to boot. Has she caught up to madonna yet in the slut category?

but her titties smell deliciously of ham in hot weather

I dont think her breasts are fake, are they?
They look real to me
Oh and by the way
Great group
I love it

Sick.

What you guys don't know is that Mariah drunkenly wandered into the water to take a dump, and her face expresses the extreme release felt after a drunken poo.

lmfao!!!! oh shit! literally! hahaha!

ew. she's so fat and disgusting looking.

If she floats on her back and puts one of those little plastic cocktail palm trees in her belly-button, she could be mistaken for an island on satellite photos...

Oh jesus christ, It's Mooby Dyke.

she is ugly !

You people who criticize Mariah Carey for her appearance seem very vain. I’m sure you people out there leaving these comments aren’t perfectly good looking. I bet most of you are fat ugly losers who have nothing better to do with there time than sit in front of a computer and have a go at poor little Mariah. So what she wants to have a drink leave the poor woman alone. Yeah maybe she did have a boob job I don’t know. But I know any girls that are leaving these insulting comments are jealous. I think Mariah Carey is beautiful and talented

Love You MC xxx

This site Is ridicules. I left a comment defending Mariah and they removed it. Well I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Mariah Carey is not ugly that is an awful picture anyone on earth can have a bad photo taken of them. Besides the people leaving these comments about Mariah Carey critter size her seem very vain. I mean you all have a go at her for her appearance SHE’S A SINGER NOT A MODEL! Her profession isn’t modelling. Also, so what if she wants to have a drink in public she allowed. And the boob job named me 1 female cleb who hasn’t had anything in an attempt to improve their appearance. She has the most amazing voice ever I mean how many artist have been going as long as she has. Beyonce – no, Rihanna – no, Sean Paul – no, 50 Cent – no, Spice Girls – no, Jennifer Lopez – no, Britney Spears – no. Hardly anyone!!!

I L O V E U M C x x x

(P.S I’m gona save this so if this BIAS web site decide to delete it I’ll jus copy and paste it again!)

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