Sep 16 2005Liv Tyler is not skinny

Did Liv Tyler eat Kirstie Alley while I wasn't looking? Because you shouldn't eat people. You should eat food.
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Did Liv Tyler eat Kirstie Alley while I wasn't looking? Because you shouldn't eat people. You should eat food.
Reader Comments
1. the_gilberator - September 19, 2005 1:12 PM
Holy Beluga! Maybe the Russians are cultivating her for caviar...or maybe she's just fat. Either way, it's kinda funny to see a fat elf.
2. Liz Birkel - September 19, 2005 1:13 PM
I totally left the first comment. Sweet.
3. Liz Birkel - September 19, 2005 1:14 PM
Dang, I was beaten by mere seconds.
4. Minionated - September 19, 2005 1:15 PM
Fat people love me.
5. therapture - September 19, 2005 1:15 PM
Wow, what the heck happened to her....she used to be hot...maybe some special elf impregnation occured....
6. Ellie - September 19, 2005 2:08 PM
She had a baby. You know, normal people gain weight after that. I think she looks cute.
7. nahanni - September 19, 2005 2:24 PM
i think most of the comments here so far are really mean. she just a baby for crying out loud! what a surprise--some people are actually normal and take some time to drop baby weight. not everyone starves themselves while working out three hours a day so they can pose on the cover of FHM or Maxim just weeks after giving birth. i think liv looks beautiful, as always. sheesh.
8. Gophergutz - September 19, 2005 2:33 PM
at least she's out doing something that looks like exercise (we assume that's not a quart of Ben and Jerry's in that bag). And not loading up on "Trimspa Baby" like other former lard-asses. And don't even get me started on Kirstie Alley.
9. Tommy Cruise - September 19, 2005 2:51 PM
Don't blame us, she's the one who wanted to become "mortal". Genie always says, "Be careful what you wish for!"
10. Rich N Famous - September 19, 2005 2:54 PM
i thought she was an elf
11. emily - September 19, 2005 3:16 PM
I still think she's hot.
12. The Rach-tastic - September 19, 2005 3:49 PM
Quiet, all you pregnancy supporters! Come on, reproducing? Overrated. Preservation of anorexic, elfin good looks for the sake of web nerds and culture whores is totally supposed to come before keeping the planet populated.
(Though frankly, I do agree that she looks fine anyway.)
13. chickenisgurd - September 19, 2005 6:25 PM
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14. sugarplum - September 19, 2005 7:23 PM
She had a baby, and I think she's gorgeous even with extra pounds on. Seriously, she's one of the few people in hollywood who seems to have common sense.
15. sparkydingle - September 19, 2005 7:30 PM
Good for her, she's fat, but she's still sweating it out on a bike trying to do something about it. So what if a few children run screaming??
16. Coxcomb - September 19, 2005 7:49 PM
Whatever, Liv has been larger than the average waif for ages now, and nobody has complained - this photo is unflattering and she still looks good.
17. celeb_hater - September 19, 2005 8:53 PM
yeah, she is a mommma now and women do carry weight after birth so leave her alone. If she was some coke snorting, cock sucking ho like other celebs then she'd be fair game, but I understand she's down to earth. So I'll respect her weight gain and hope her and baby are in good health.
18. blanket - September 19, 2005 10:32 PM
Maybe she'll become a plus sized model like her sister.
19. EspressoMilitia - September 19, 2005 10:35 PM
yeah, she just had Aragorn's baby, and he's a king after all!
20. AmberDextrose - September 20, 2005 6:40 AM
Why do people use babies as an excuse for fat? I've had two and am not fat - aaaaah, what's that horrible thing slopped over my keyboard? Oh, phew, it's just my size 20 smock.
But no, it's true: babies do not equal fat. Sick all over your clothes and no time to brush your hair, yes. Time to eat and/or sit around? In my dreams!
She must have a nanny. She has clearly brushed her hair AND she's sitting down!
21. CapnAwesome - September 20, 2005 8:04 AM
As a fat nerd at a computer who has seen the Lord of the Rings trilogy multiple times, I feel I am qualified to judge Ms. Tyler and her weight gain.
Geez, what a fat pig of a loser.
Welp, back to my Mountain Dew and Funyuns.
22. Joe Mamma - September 20, 2005 8:05 AM
I believe her when she says that the fat is because of babies. Babies smothered in gravy!!!
If she looked like that in Armageddon Ben would have stayed on the asteroid.
23. Eukonidor - September 20, 2005 8:58 AM
At least she doesn't look like a crack addicted skeleton, like Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan. She looks like the rest of the regular sized women out there. When is this going to be considered beautiful? I think she looks healthy and normal.
24. K-dawg - September 20, 2005 10:55 AM
Well all you other plumpers can have Ms. Fatty McFat Fat cause she is gross and huge. There is one less celebirty that I will sleep with...again!
25. Ms. Dilligaff - September 20, 2005 7:45 PM
Hey, back off. It could be her heavy sister who looks just like her, only...heavy.
26. follydolly - September 21, 2005 12:29 AM
who cares? I love liv tyler... at least she eats at all....
27. Plastic - September 21, 2005 12:10 PM
ew gross
28. Diana - September 23, 2005 11:42 AM
She is NOT that big, give her some time to get the baby weight off. GEEZ!
29. mutterhals - September 23, 2005 4:12 PM
I love how people take up for assholes they dont even know. God I'm angry. Somebody argue with me!!!!!
30. Salacious - September 24, 2005 8:48 AM
I love Liv Tyler. I think she looks great.
31. dangel - September 25, 2005 10:15 PM
I wish my wife was that fat. She's REALLY fat.
32. barrysoccer - September 27, 2005 5:22 AM
OMG, she ate those hobbits!!!
33. delirifacient - January 5, 2006 1:42 AM
To all the men who posted disparaging comments: you are dating insecure women who are obsessed with their weight. They are really cheating on you when they say they're going to the gym. Trust me. Unless you're gay, of course.
To all the women who posted the like: You have many parts that jiggle during intercourse. Trust me.
Y'all are dorks.
XOXO
Penny
34. TheTruthHurts - April 14, 2006 3:23 AM
right....
Anyway, shes always been a bit of a tubbo.
She says she refuses to submit to Hollywood standards and now shes dieting to get movie roles.
Tsk Tsk.
35. Fernando Pessoa - November 20, 2006 7:20 AM
Fat Bitch!