September 29, 2005

Lindsay Lohan gets naked

Lindsay Lohan, who has presumably gotten around to reading her fan mail from a year ago, has decided to give the fans what they want and appear naked in an upcoming Vanity Fair cover.

Lohan shot the top secret cover photo on a beach in Malibu, California last week - and it was actually her idea to pose naked. A source says, "It was Paris Hilton's recent Vanity Fair cover, where she's topless and covering her breasts with her arms, that inspired Lindsay to push the envelope even further."

Remember when we all wanted to see Lindsay Lohan naked, and then she turned into a steaming petri dish of every mother's worst nightmare? I mean, other girls want to be lawyers, or doctors, or not disgusting. But Lindsay's life goal? Is to push the envelope further than Paris Hilton. I didn't even think you could push the envelope further than Paris Hilton. Wouldn't you just have to have sex with the envelope at that point? And that's not what envelopes are for. They're for sending letters, not herpes spores.

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