Sep 16 2005Kate Moss loves the blow

In case you haven't already heard, Twiggy Janice Dickinson Naomi Campbell Amy Wesson Kate Moss was busted yesterday by British Newspaper, the Daily Mirror, who published photos of Moss using cocaine in a recording studio with boyfriend Pete Doherty.

Rumours of her drug habits have circulated for years but she has always denied taking Class As such as cocaine.

In a West London recording studio, though, Kate chats casually with Doherty and pals as she absent-mindedly crushes and chops out the chunky lines on the back of a plastic CD cover.

With her blonde hair hanging untidily around her shoulders, the model icon, worth £30million, prepares up to 20 lines of coke in just 40 minutes.

Using a mammoth stash, which she kept safely wrapped in her handbag, Kate - mother of a two-year-old daughter - has no qualms about being seen with the illegal drugs.

Give her a break, you guys. There could be any number of explanations for these alleged photographs. Maybe those lines are made out of ice crystals and it was just really hot in her nose. Or maybe she stuck a slug up there - you know, for fun - and had to kill it with twenty lines of salt. It's just like the time that hobo choked on a grape and fell neck-first into my hands. It may have looked like I strangled him and stuffed grapes down his throat to cover my tracks, but I'm pretty sure I'm still innocent until my appeal is processed. So remember, just because Moss is really really likely to be a cokehead, it doesn't mean that she is. She probably is, though. But maybe not.

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