What is up with this editor? Highly unimpressed with the 'jokes'....

And J-LO is retarded as usual. baby's head....EW!

You what?

Who's Jonathan Swift? Smart humour make head hurt.

I know Swift but not sure I get the Swiftian reference. Swift is most famous for writing "Gulliver's Travels".

This writer truly and completely sucks. Wow, a Jonathan Swift reference - and an unfunny one at that.

Christ this site is getting boring.

I mean seriously, where's the Swift connection? Was it a veiled reference to satire in general? I just don't see it. Seems lame.

Ya, the only connection I see is that the new editor needs a Swift kick in the ass.

I guess you people have never read A Modest Proposal. Maybe this site is too smart for you?

Um, so that was supposed to be funny or smart comparing J. Lo's reference of the scent of baby heads to Swift's ironic proposal of fattening up and selling Ireland's children to the rich as food? Kind of a stretch, really now.

Ok, new editor. You're in over your head.

Your Starbucks license is nearby suspended.

Eek! I've tried to politely ignore the bad writing by not commenting on how bad it is, but this is getting ridiculous. If I wanted to think about Swift I'd go back to high school. I come to this site when I don't want to think. Give me back my funny trash!

Warms my heart that "hey Ho'" can go from pulling trains on the cast of "In Living Color" to making second rate perfumes.
Good show America. Play right into it.

Dear "whatever" - thank you.
Dear "TrickyB" - you seemed to have missed the point of that story, literally.

Dear new editor - I appreciate the Swift humor. I'm sorry if the twits here are bustin' your balls. Your humor is appreciated. It is mature and thoughtful and for that, I applaud you.

Dear J.Lo - Isn't perfume supposed to cover up the smell of baby and all the gross things that come with it?

RE savannahb

Cause everyone loves humor that isnt funny, you silly tit

ilikeyouthatway.com really doesn't raise a smile compared to the past superficial. Also, the posts i read in the morning (GMT) seem to be of the historic quality but they seem to get weaker throughout the day.

Just to keep in character - monkey rabit breasts.

Is it me or does this editor have a HORRIBLE sense of humor. Seems like he is a little sick in the head.

Actually, I think J.Lo would make a terrific mother. That baby would have his fragrant head of hair dyed blond and relaxed from the day it sprouted a single dark curl, as well as ride in a horse carriage to school and step out in mini Manolos, with four bodyguards and a personal chef to prepare her veal cutlet at school. Then maybe after the final bell she'll get picked up in a pink private jet with bubbles coming out of the exhaust. It's not that J.Lo is an ostentatious and ridiculous bitch, it's only cause she's a classy broad, and yes, everyone should smell like baby.

I wish I could quench her into a bottle and chunk her into the deep, deep, deep ocean......

Thank you Queen, finally somebody got it right. Nailed.

Why is it that she is the "latin beauty" when she doesn't even look latin? her husband is butt-ugly, too.

I don't know about you guys - but I only come on this site for dumb comparisons to old literary figures.

WAY TO GO NEW EDITOR!

A John Keats reference would just make my day. Even better would be a Kadeem Hardison quoting John Keats from White Men Can't Jump reference. That would make my head explode.

I can't believe you guys never read "A Modest Proposal" in high school. maybe it wasn't the best jokes, but you people are idiots for not getting it. Go read a book.

Dear Dumbasses

Shut the fuck up get a life. Reading is for losers.

From
God

All Mensa members come here for their humor.

That doesn't make sense.

This site ceased to be funny after Sept 23.

My mother is an accountant. She's 55 years old.
You must be a huge loser.

This site isn't funny but you can't seem to pull your pathetic self away from it.