Sep 7 2005Charlotte Church: Woman of the Year, if you're into that sort of thing
Men's magazine GQ has crowned Charlotte Church their Woman of the Year during the magazine's Men of the Year awards in London’s Royal Opera House. Editor Dylan Jones had this to say to The Sun:
"Charlotte Church is our Woman of the Year simply because she is larger than life.
"She is a great singer, a tabloid giant, and enjoys life to the full."She might not be to everyone's taste, but the fact that she doesn't care about that makes her even more wonderful."
I'm not entirely sure of this, but I think that Dylan Jones began by calling Church fat, ended by calling her unappealing, and stuck something in the middle about how, you know, she sings good and all.
So you know what I think it is? I think the editors at GQ saw those pictures of Church slutting it up on the beach and thought, "Hey, what the hell, let's give her an A for effort!" For this reason, dear readers, I vow that I shall conoodle with every closeted gay man on every beach from here to Orange County, and then surely I too will be crowned woman of the year. And nothing, not my penis nor my considerably flawed logic, can stand in my way.
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