Aug 18 2005
Paris Hilton wears disguise
Page Six reports that Paris Hilton had a professional makeup artist spend three hours transforming her with a prosthetic nose and a red wig until she was completely unrecognizable, so that she could take her two brothers to Disneyland. And nobody can really blame her, because if people actually recognized her as Paris Hilton, they might think that it would be okay to just whip out their genitals and start having sex with her on the street. And while normally that would be okay, at a place like Disneyland that's just inappropriate.
