Aug 8 2005Lindsay Lohan bulks up
Lindsay Lohan has hired exercise coach Justin Gelband to help her put on some weight and get her boobs back, and has allegedly already gone up two dress sizes.
"I'm working out with a trainer and eating healthily. I want my boobs back."
It's nice that she finally realizes how important her breasts were for her career, but obviously the cocaine has already melted her brain, since hiring somebody to help you gain weight is about as pointless as hiring somebody to help you get old. I know it's a pretty radical idea, but maybe she should try eating some food. Or garbage. You know, pretty much anything that ends up in her stomach is okay with me. Even poison.
Note - I'm kidding about the poison thing. What I meant to say was bleach or detergent. Thanks to Ryan for the tip.
Reader Comments
1. LEOFER - January 17, 2007 10:09 PM
Whatīs the big issue here?
first: Heīs an artist, so whatever he does in his personal life doesnīt concern ay1 but himself. Heīs a musician, so we all have to pay atenttion to his MUSIC.
Second:If the 1st isnīt enough, what should be the problem with his sexuality? Heīs a person, and he carries a male organ, so unless he becomes a tv or a dvd player he must want to use it, and the use he gives to that is not my problem (or any of you people). I donīt see him showing his RM Jr on stage, so itīs not my problem.
Third: If the previous ones arenīt enough, if people want to know if heīs gay, that should mean HOMOSEXUALITY itīs a BAD THING (and unless you have a small moustache, comb your hair to a side and your first name is ADOLF, I do not see whatīs the problem in diversity of choices or feelings). ONLY NARROW MINDED PEOPLE -not to say n*zis- think itīs a juicy gossip to find out whoīs gay.... one of my best friends is and I donīt see how heīs changed (he didnīt turn pink with green spots or anything).
If someone doesnīt like RM music, thatīs fine. But learning about his personal life and making judgments....GET A LIFE.
I hope you all find this site the same way I did (searching RM photos on google, instead of searching something else....if not: SHAME ON YOU PEOPLE)
2. DS - July 10, 2009 2:02 AM
Ricky Martin is a very talented singer and song writer, but more importantly he is a human being too and deserves a life of his own and respect, as we all do. It is not for others to speculate on whether he may or may not be gay like fifteen year olds would. Remember when "seasoned professional" Barbara Walters had the nerve to ask him this same tabloid-style question regarding his sexuality, and he said, "I really don't think that is any of your business". He was right. It isn't.