Aug 31 2005Lazy Sunday rundown

• George Clooney officially announced his new casino on Monday, saying it would enforce a dress code and be a "classy joint" like old Las Vegas. As long as that's some sort of code for "there will be hot strippers and go-go dancers everywhere," I think the casino will do just fine. [CBS News]

• Dr. Phil's son is engaged to former Playboy playmate Erica Dahm - one of the Dahm triplets - proving once and for all that Dr. Phil truly is Satan. [Optimum Online]

• Orlando Bloom was caught kissing Kirsten Dunst over the weekend, though the article refers to Kirsten as a "beautiful blonde," so maybe it's one of those comedy publications. [Daily Mirror]

• Charlize Theron is set to appear in five episodes of the oddly hilarious Arrested Development, making it about as good a time as any to change the name of the show to Super Hot Naked Sex Show. [MSNBC]

• Gwyneth Paltrow has spoken out about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's public break up. Apparently the key to a good relationship is being totally unpopular and making sure nobody cares about your life. [BBC News]

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