August 24, 2005

Jennifer Aniston loses panties

Jennifer Aniston hired security guards to watch her trailer door after she found out some pervert broke in and took several of her bras and panties, which later showed up for auction on eBay. I don't know why she would be so upset though, unless she had some terrible secret to hide. Say, incontinence? I guess if somebody stole my poo-stained panties I'd be pretty embarrassed too, but I don't crap my pants like Jennifer Aniston so that wouldn't be a problem for me.

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