August 23, 2005

Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt divorced

A judge has signed off on Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt's divorce, though their marriage won't officially be over until October 2 - six months after the divorce papers were served by Aniston. Additionally, legal papers obtained by Extra reveal that neither Jennifer nor Brad has asked for alimony and their Beverly Hills mansion has been put up for sale. This seems like a pretty amicable separation, though there's really no reason for it to be. If my husband was having sex with Angelina Jolie, not only would I try to take every penny that he was worth, I'd also make sure that his testicles were accidentally crushed by a swinging golf club.

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