Jul 5 2005

Pink is engaged to Carey Hart

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pink_red.jpgPink reportedly proposed to motocross racer Carey Hart, which doesn't make any sense at all because isn't she a lesbian? I mean seriously, this is a joke, right? She's really not a lesbian? I don't want to go around assuming that every short-haired woman that looks like a man is a lesbian, but Pink is definitely a lesbian, right? I mean...seriously. Right? A lesbian? This is like the time I found out that my pet dog was actually a toaster. My God, that was a terrible and confusing day.


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1. MortyFishbein - January 9, 2006 4:34 PM

She is manly. But that's so she come off harder. And by "come off harder," I mean she likes using a strap-on.

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