Jul 22 2005Paris Hilton has a messy car
A source told the London Daily Record that a valet recently refused to park Paris Hilton's Land Rover because it was a complete mess.
“There must have been at least 100 magazines, but more shocking than that, make-up, cell phones, handbags and clothes, including a lot of underwear,” said the source. "We had to turn her away because it's company policy not to touch that kind of stuff."
I was expecting to see 'condoms' somewhere in that list, but then I realized that classy women like Paris Hilton don't use condoms. Heck, classy women like Paris Hilton don't even use clothes. They just sort of wander around and if they happen to be covered up great. If not, whatever. It's all good.
