May 15 2005Natalie Portman still shaved

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np10.jpgNatalie Portman looked confusingly hot in that first picture with her new shaved head, but these pictures don’t really back that up. Now she looks like some kind of sexy killing machine from the future. Based on my extensive knowledge of sexy killing machine from the future movies, I’m forced to report that the real Natalie Portman has been dead for some time. Happily, that improves my chance of having sex with her. There are no pictures of her arriving at this event riding on the back of some mutated super-lizard and whipping it to make it heel, but I think it’s pretty obvious that she did.


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