May 19, 2005

David Hasselhoff is still working

Movietab and others are reporting that a David Hasselhoff led Knight Rider movie is on the fast track to begin production in the next 6 months, about the same time that a new Baywatch movie will begin, produced by … umm … wait … either the acid just kicked in or this says Steven Spielberg. I don’t see any panda bears playing guitar in my room right now, so I’ll just proceed as if I understand why Speilberg would stoop this low. I’m no genius, clearly - I skate through life mostly cause I’m pretty like a girl - but I really don’t understand what madman is still letting Hasselhoff make movies, much less ones based on a TV show with a condescending talking car and another where lifeguards would routinely foil murderous gun runners and rescue Bigfoot from poachers. Lifeguards. I know he’s a big deal in Germany, but let’s be honest, the Germans are pretty fucked up. They’re a very experimental people. Like Dr. Mengele. And look how that worked out.

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