May 21, 2005

Billy Zane wants to be President

kbrook10.jpgMy brain and it’s powerful Aristotelian logic can't even begin to wrap itself around the crazy world that would elect Billy Zane President, but once again my penis proves who's boss and endorsees this since it would mean Kelly Brook would be First Lady. Leading to an unprecedented amount of masturbating at government press conferences. Unless you count the 70’s style orgies that break out every time Secretary of Transportation and of My Heart Norman Mineta steps behind a podium. Man, that guy is dreamy!


And for no reason whatsoever, some nekkid stuff after the jump.

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