Mar 26 2005Jennifer Aniston files for divorce
The on-again, off-again marriage of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston appears to be resoundingly off-again, as Anniston filed for divorce late Friday afternoon.
It seems that Brad Pitt finally realized that he’s Brad Pitt and he was married to a girl who used to be in an unwatchable sitcom sometime in the last eight months while filming Mr. And Mrs. Smith and spending all day writhing up against Angelina Jolie, arguably the worlds most astoundingly beautiful woman, and a girl well known for her gold medal winning positions on one night stands and deviant sex. I can’t think of any guy strong enough to resist that. There might have been one in the Bible.
Jennifer Aniston has always seemed nice enough, I’ve never heard any horror stories about her, but I can’t imagine ever going to see one of her movies. Unless she would agree to bring to life my script for “Ass Disaster 2 : The Reckoning”. She’s also pretty average looking. She’s not “Kirsten Dunst ugly”, as the saying goes, but, to reiterate, it’s Angelina Jolie.
decent little summary of the whole Brad-Jen-Angelina thing here, courtesy of Star.
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1. DLL - December 30, 2005 2:47 PM
Angelina has a homely mug, and so does Mr. Pitt. I certainly prefer Jennifer's wholesome looks much more than the previous two.