Mar 30 2005Hillary Duff learns to surf
Hillary Duff pretty much has a normal human body, but even that is freakin me out a little. If you’re rich and famous and rich you owe it to me - me personally - to get alarmingly huge implants and only eat cigarettes and coffee till your unhealthily skinny. I’ll write a bitchy piece of shit about you then too, but at least I’ll be masturbating while I do it.
I suppose it is kinda cute that she would try to learn to surf, knowing full well that every awkward thing she does is documented by those guys hiding in the trees. And it’s nice that she made the leap from lollipop surfer to wave surfer. Insane Billabong Odyssey stuff must be next week. But I only say that cause Hillary has always seemed nice enough - she seemed cute when she got Punk’d - so she gets the benefit of the doubt. If it were the record breakingly punchable Kirsten Dunst, I would ask you to hold on a minute and then an hour later there would be breaking news about the maiming of Kirsten Dunst. And then the world would elect me its king and there would be 7 days of bread and circuses. (oohh, someone’s got a history degree!)
Best Hillary pic ever after the jump.
Reader Comments
1. Jennifer - December 28, 2007 11:11 AM
Hillary Duff is the worst celebrity I have ever met. I was in China Town with my sister, cousin and my new born nephew. We were walking out of Mc Donalds and who was standing on the side walk? Hillary. Now from what I understood, she was working at that time to entertain kids. We asked her if she'd take a picture with my nephew. She said, "Ummm....No! I'm sorry. I can't. I'm trying to shop." I called her a bitch, took her picture anyway, and then we ran after her through China Town. I hate her!
2. ireland - September 15, 2009 12:03 AM
i really like this i think it pretty cool!!!!!!!!!!