Mar 15 2005Britney Spears is awful
If life were at all fair, Britney Spears would be working boat shows and bachelor parties in a half-hearted attempt to pay for a home that has wheels and a car that doesn’t. But God has a pretty weird sense of humor, so Britney lives in a Malibu palace with infinitely more money than sense and a put upon staff that has to be wondering if Mexico really was that bad (hint - yes, yes it is). Venice Beach used to have this break dancing midget with no arms and legs, and as sad as that sounds, I’m pretty sure Britneys staff would happily trade places with him. You know the pop music world is insane up when Christina Aguilera is the only one who seems to make any sense. First she quietly gets engaged to her longtime boyfriend, then she takes a shot at all the idiots in music who put out clothing lines. And is it just me, or did her tits suddenly get huge?
Jesus, would you look at these two. Toothless hillbillies married to their pigs would point and laugh at these two. And then they would sodomize Kevin and eat that god-dammed dog. Hillbilly Power - Activate!
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Reader Comments
1. bubblez - April 14, 2007 9:01 AM
the writer of this article is disgusting. I'm sorry, but only a pathetic nobody could have written such a pointless article as this. The baby is not ugly at all! and i bet you are kicking yourself now that you see that the baby is a lot older and is an adorable little boy with a no longer *scrunched* face...and a beautiful mop of brown curls. You people make me sick...you should be embracing and celebrating new babies not tearing them down. He only looked like that because the colour in his skin and the texture of his hair hadn't come through yet, as with all babies when they are born, black, white, whatever, they all look wrinkled and red! also, being a bi-racial person myself, isn't it a coincidence that you picked on the mixed race child for being 'ugly' but not the other one?!?!
2. weakk - May 9, 2007 8:36 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
3. weakk - May 9, 2007 8:37 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
4. Heather Downer - August 2, 2007 6:09 AM
I think Heidi's baby is very cute and i hope when i have a baby it is just as beautiful as hers!! Some of the things people have said are very rude and racist and you should be ashamed of yourselves... people like you make this world a nasty place to live in. I'm sure the people who have left those nasty comments about Heidi's beautiful baby are very insecure and from what you've said have inner uglyness and are probably very unattractive so feel the need to attack others!
5. Anna - August 22, 2007 2:39 AM
The father is Seal... what the hell do you expect? LOL.
6. Mona - June 6, 2008 3:24 AM
u all r sikening. That baby was just born. and somebody wrote that they already have had kids then i hope u somehow turn up pregnant and ure baby look like heidi klums baby and stays that way. im sure no one has thought of what would happen when the child grows up and sees these negative comments. sticks and stones do hurt but those go away in a couple of weeks words stick forever. THINGS POSTED ON THE INTERNET CANNOT BE ERASED GENIUSES. im sure you are still blind to the humiliation and self esteem issues thus child will have to face. great job dickwadds
7. Maggie - November 15, 2008 8:53 AM
The only ugly thing I see here are your souls people. I'm sure a lot of you are ugly, fat-assed adults! I've seen up to date photos of him and he's absolutely gorgeous now, so at least he has a better chance in the future than you have for the rest of your sad, pathetic lives.