Feb 23 2005

Tom Cruise my kind of gay

tom1.JPGTom Cruise had a busy night Feb. 20, escorting not one, but two gorgeous actresses around Hollywood…

Please, that’s nothing. One time I was stuck at home with mono in high school and I masturbated like four times in an hour. Although, now that I think about it, maybe Tom does win this round. Well played, sir. The day is yours!

I have no problem admitting that I like Cruise more than most. He's one of the few people in this town that you never hear a bad word about. And he sure does seem to run through a lot of obsession worthy kitty for a guy people constantly deride as gay. If this is gay, order me a Cosmo while I put on my ass-less leather chaps. When asked for a comment, ex-wife Nicole Kidman said, "I'm clear and bony!"

Anyway, if any guy out there doesnt already hate his life, these HQ's of the new girl should do the trick.

More pictures of the new girl after the jump. (or should I say grrrrrl! Ha, ha! What? Oh, okay, my mistake, apparently it is spelled “girl”.)


I never really understood Toms taste in women, but this is a seriously nice play. And a seriously unfunny post from me. But, considering the pictures below, I figure no one is actually reading this anyway, so it's cool.

and some candids, where she looks like Zeta-Jones with a giant, giant rack :


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