Feb 21 2005Avril Lavigne is a blond
I know that if I’m ever gonna fit in with the cool kids, I’m supposed to snort condescendingly and say "sk8tr boi" any time Avril Lavigne comes up, but Jesus Christ she looks good with the blond hair. Even just walking around - in pictures that aren't great - she looks hot. Unlike some hideous trolls I could mention. Good thing I'm too classy for that. And since the subjectivity of beauty makes it impossible to definitively determine who is attractive and who is not, if anyone out there has an honest disagreement about Avril's new look - well fuck you man. I hate you. I hope you die.
*Note - this may be my last post. As a straight guy in his twenties, I shouldn't look at pictures like this and immediately know that I had seen those pants before, about four months ago. Signs from God to reassess your life don’t come much clearer than that.
Oh, just so you know, those last two pictures aren't a sign from God about anything. They're only there to justify my unhealthy crush on Avril. Which I feel they do quite nicely.
