Jan 3 2005Vanessa Carlton InStyle Outtakes

20050103vcarlton.jpgWhatever happened to Vanessa Carlton? I remember she came out with a single like four years ago but then I guess everybody realized how much she sucked and then she sort of just disappeared. To be fair though, it's hard to make it in the music industry when you look as ugly as Vanessa Carlton does. I think her and Kirsten Dunst need to have a head to head competition to determine once and for all who has the uglier face. They could stare at a group of highschool kids and whoever caused the most amount of people to vomit would be declared the winner. And in the very possible situation that every single person vomited for both of them, a tie would be declared and they could both share the title of ugliest human being on the planet.



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those are some cool pics for outtakes! she isnt that ugly tho!

She doesn't suck. She plays piano very well. Her voice...gotten better. Music is dying in the US anyway. But yeah have to agree, it's hard to survive in the music industry without being attractive.

She doesn't suck. She plays piano very well. Her voice...gotten better. Music is dying in the US anyway. But yeah have to agree, it's hard to survive in the music industry without being attractive.

i think she's ugly, and i'm not really one for her music, but my friend thinks she's incredibly hot, haha and i think he should be slapped.

i think she's ugly, and i'm not really one for her music, but my friend thinks she's incredibly hot, haha and i think he should be slapped.

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