Beyonce & Jay-Z Beach Vacation

I remember hearing Beyonce say before that she was a fat black woman just waiting to bust out and that she had to work extremely hard to maintain her figure. Well I guess whoever was in there decided to finally make an appearance, because Beyonce is looking mighty plump these days. Not that she's fat, she just has the waist and butt of a hippopotamus. A really fat hippopotamus. Oh, and I'm pretty sure Jay-Z should be sagging a little more. You're not officially cool until your pants are sitting completely below your crotch with your penis hanging out.

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