Sep 29 2004

Heather Locklear

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20040929_locklear.jpgI'm not even going to pretend I understand how Heather Locklear manages to look so good for her age. I would normally go with the typical "she's a vampire" hypothesis, but I've yet to see a vampire with hair as blonde and a face as beautiful as Heather's. Most vampires I come across look like really ugly versions of Angelina Jolie during her creepy years. Man, I'm so glad she got over that creepy phase and blossomed into her "I'm super fucking hot" phase. That phase kicks so much ass.


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1. r4 kaartje - February 8, 2010 5:12 AM

No bail and released? So was she actually charged with anything? This makes no sense to me.

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