September 13, 2004
Beckham
The News of the World reports that David and Victoria Beckham are on the verge of splitting up despite Victoria's pregnancy with their new child. In typical spoiled bitch fashion, Victoria Beckham considers herself more high-bred than David and has been going around telling everyone, ‘I've married an Essex yob.' I don't know what an 'Essex yob' is, but if it means the world's most desirable athlete, than yes, she did indeed marry an 'Essex yob.' The news of the Beckham's marital troubles is so shocking and horrifying that the only cure may be to look at Victoria Beckham's poorly done implants and thong-revealing pants. I find that looking at a girl's naughty parts usually fixes most problems.
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