Aug 20 2004Milla Jovovich
It's hard to understand why the world's highest paid supermodel would have to resort to starring in a piece of shit like Resident Evil: Apocalypse, but such are the mysteries of Russian women. To be fair, Resident Evil: Apocalypse hasn't even been released yet, so there's still the possibility that it'll be an Oscar worthy tear jerker. There's also the possibility that I won't have sex with 10 supermodels tonight, but both seem pretty slim. To make up for being in a crappy movie though, Milla has decided to pose in the latest issue of Maxim. I've always said that if you can't be in a decent movie, the next best thing is to pose half naked in a popular men's magazine. Sweet.
