August 13, 2004
Justin Timberlake
Perhaps J-Tims is smarter than we give him credit for. Despite his baffling decision to marry Cameron Diaz, Justin has decided not to release a new album with former lamesquad NSync. Maybe he's finally realized what everybody already knew: NSync sucks. Hopefully the trend will catch on, and all boy bands will just disassemble and die. Wait, did we say boy bands? We meant Avril Lavigne.
