Aug 18 2004
Heidi Klum
Apparently Heidi Klum can't get married because it would violate her Victoria's Secret contract which stipulates that she can't alter her "highly marketable image." I guess being a loose slut is the sort of image Victoria's Secret is going for, considering Heidi Klum recently gave birth to the illegitimate child of Flavio Briatore and nobody seemed to care. So the moral of the story is: Victoria's Secret wants all women to be Europrean whores that sleep around and get knocked up. I salute you, Victoria's Secret. You're my hero.
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