July 2, 2004
The Cast of The OC
Having lived in Orange County, I can guarantee you that The OC is in every respect exactly true to reality. I can't even count the number of times I've punched a guy and said "That's how we do it in the OC." I mean, that's like the first thing anybody does when they move to Orange County.
Paris Hilton
Considering we bought 72 copies of Paris' infamous sex tape, it would only make sense that Paris herself bought at least one. Maybe she enjoys watching herself get screwed as much as we do. Judging by all the time she spends staring at herself in the mirror, it really wouldn't surprise us that much. As amusing as this picture is though, can anybody confirm whether or not it's real? The whole thing radiates photoshop to us for some reason.
Paris Hilton 1 [thanks Sid]
July 1, 2004
Britney Spears
This time, she's marrying for love, Britney Spears (news) said of her recent engagement to dancer Kevin Federline. "Marrying Kevin was the last thing I was thinking about doing," Spears tells People magazine in its July 12 issue. "But then I said, `You know what? This is my life and I don't care what people think. I'm going to get married. I'm in love with him.'"
Plus, she's having his baby. If that's not enough reason to marry somebody then nothing is. Well, except for money.
June 29, 2004
Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera's appearance at a Milan fashion show has been getting a lot of press lately, and here are the photos everybody is talking about. And by 'everybody' I mean your gossipy Aunt Ruth. Seriously though, this has got to be the best that Christina has looked in a long time.
Kate Hudson
I know a lot of you don't really need a reason to make out with your monitor, but here's one anyway. Somebody get this woman some implants!
*EDIT: Huge thanks to Greg for pointing out that this picture is actually of Kate Bosworth and not Kate Hudson. Anybody who also caught the mistake gets an extra +10 points.
Abi Titmuss
Hell's Kitchen star Abi Titmuss has revealed she enjoys threesomes but hasn't had sex for months.
I'm not familiar with Abi Titmuss, but her name manages to make me giggle everytime I read it. She seems to be pretty big in Britain, and even has her very own sex tape. This would probably be of more interest to me if I didn't think she was an ugly whale of a woman. Seriously, she's not my type at all. Maybe if she dropped 30 lbs and got facial recontruction I'd consider calling her attractive, instead of my current nickname for her, Miss Disgusting.
Abi Titmuss FHM 1
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Abi Titmuss See Through 1
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Diana DeGarmo
DeGarmo's oversized voice and personality earned her only silver on Idol, won by Fantasia Barrino. But like last year's runner-up, Clay Aiken, DeGarmo, the TV talent search's youngest finalist, is being groomed for A-list stardom by Idol mastermind Simon Fuller and RCA, the label that inherits the show's bounty.
I dont actually know who this Diana DeGarmo chick is or what she sounds like, but if she's in the same category as Clay Aiken, then she must be a winner. Normally I would complain about the losers on the show becoming more successful than the winners, but now that I think about it, I'm sure that a) they're all equally annoying and b) I really dont care. Being a whiny, ugly, egotistical asshole is probably a prerequisite to get on the show, anyway.
I really dont get this whole deal with American Idol. Will somebody please tell me why this show still exists and who it is that actually considers Ryan Seacrest and his gang of tools to be good television? I am completely at a loss for words when I see all the the excitement and hype surrounding the likes of Ryan Seacrest, William Hung, Justin Guarini, Clay Aiken, and the rest of them. OMG LOL I'm a Claymate/Claymaniac/Kellyholic ROFL LOL OMG William Hung is putting out a CD!! YAY. I think everyone who bought that thing should be SHOT. And no, I don't care if you're 12.
But nevertheless, I'm so glad that they're breeding another Clay Aiken. He = hot. I especially love his emotion-ridden facial expressions, sexy camera winks and overall dreamy physique. Mmm. And who can forget that creepy single he came out with that's oddly suggestive of rape? That's gotta be every girl's dream. *swoon* You have some big shoes to fill, Miss Diana.
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I have to go burn my eyes out now.
Mira Sorvino
Mira Sorvino, 36, will be tying the knot this summer with her boyfriend, waiter-aspiring actor Chris Backus, 22.
I wonder why somebody like Mira Sorvino would be marrying some creepy Johnny Depp wannabe. Maybe she can see past his ugly exterior and is impessed by all the success he's had in his 22 years of life. No wait, I forgot he's just a 'waiter-aspiring actor'. These weird Hollywood couples really boggle my mind, like Beyonce and Jay-Z. If there's anybody in the world uglier than Jay-Z I would very much like to meet them. No, that's not true, I would never want to meet anybody that ugly.
Britney Spears
I find it hard to believe that some loser like Kevin Federline could afford to buy Britney Spears the huge ass ring that she's been showing off. I'd be surprised if a backup dancer could even afford to buy a bowl of cereal. I guess it's unfair to make fun of the guy just because he dances for a living though. Perhaps I should focus on the fact that he's gotten three women pregnant and make fun of him for that. A real class act, this Kevin Federline.
June 28, 2004
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Brittany Daniel
I haven't seen a single episode of Fox's North Shore, but based on these pictures, I'm thinking maybe I should start watching. From what I hear, it's a Melrose Place meets Baywatch type, combining trashy drama with fake breasted sluts. I don't know how I missed it, but that sounds like the best show on TV!
Moby
Moby, Dick and a Lunachick celebrated a rite of summer in Brooklyn's annual Mermaid Parade, joining about 1,500 people who marched along the Coney Island boardwalk, many in nautical dress.
Everybody knows that Moby is a freak. Even if he never lead a single Mermaid Parade, he would still be a vegan, making him at least semi-freaky. I don't trust anybody who doesn't enjoy the taste of cow. I mean vegetarians are alright and all, but vegan is crossing the line. That's crazy territory right there.
Read Article [thanks Shaun]
Britney Spears
Pop star Britney's shock engagement may reportedly be because the singer is pregnant.
Looks like getting knocked up before marriage isn't just for inner city highschool dropouts anymore. Even celebrities can do it too! I wouldn't be surprised if this turned out to be true. The trashy level that Britney Spears has reached recently is off the scales.
Naked Hairy Leg Man
The following picture features a guy showing off his penis as if he's aroused by the sky or something. At first it's like wow what a stud, but upon closer inspection you notice that the dude is sporting a fine layer of blonde fuzz all over his legs. That's sick, man. Here's a little piece of advice for all the guys out there. If you're going to bother with shaving your chest and armpits, you might as well finish the job and take care of those thighs as well. Geez, they're like plump little porcupines.
