Welcome to The Superficial
The Superficial is a brutally honest look at society and its obsession with the superficial. It is not satire. It is not social commentary. It is the voice of our society at its worst. It is first impressions without sense of social obligation. It is the truth of our generation. It is ugly racism. It is jealousy. It is honest.
Just kidding. Our goal is to make fun of as many people as possible.
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Reader Comments
1. Tommy Cruise - September 21, 2005 2:23 PM
Woo-hoo! The very first comment EVER! I am special!!! Oh, crap, what was the article about again? Damn, I'll have to go back and look.
2. Tommy Cruise - September 21, 2005 2:25 PM
Oh, yeah, superficial. Great site, especially considering I was Googling on how to care for a superficial head wound and ended up finding this site. Now that I've lost too much blood while reading all the frickin' hilarious articles, I'll probably just pass ou87-901.0.:
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3. gradie - March 27, 2006 4:57 PM
Cela vole réellement très bas
http://www.stars-celebrites.com
4. -= ChebyratoR =- - May 16, 2006 9:31 AM
one above is spam! DIE SPAMMERS I HATE YOU!!!
Sooo that makes me 3rd!!! yea
5. Iambananas - June 15, 2006 7:13 PM
4th!
6. TeenRoyalty - October 8, 2006 4:42 AM
Yay! A site where you publish rumours! You guys rock!
7. State Of Brain - May 2, 2007 2:16 PM
Wow, look at the booty on her! Looks like she is pregnant in the front and the rear.
She must be eating good, cause she is eating for two, maybe five.
-sob
8. Anexio - December 22, 2007 4:43 PM
Last!!
Take that suckers!
9. Threepwood - June 11, 2008 5:56 AM
woah this feels like back to the future!
10. jared - August 20, 2008 1:40 PM
it's always nice to see a site in it's infancy
11. Anexio - November 17, 2008 11:10 PM
jared you homo wang chewer...
Unlike you, I actually traveled back in time and noticed, like I would an anal itch, that you posted something after me.
I have Nobel Prizes to win and I'm really too busy for the likes of you. Stop your gad dumb posting and get back to whatever it is that you do to support your mommy and your seven brother/sister/sons.
All my best,
Anexio
12. Melissa - July 31, 2009 2:43 PM
Yay, I'm 12th EVER EVER EVER
I do like looking back at first posts. It was much shittier back then. It has improved. FIred some hired some I guess.