May 28 2004Michael Moore
If a fatter fuck has ever lived, I never want to meet him. Despite being a pretentious homeless-looking fatass, Michael Moore has all the makings of a decent filmmaker. His recent 'Fahrenheit 9/11' is the first documentary to ever win the Palme d'Or at the Cannes Film Festival which I guess is a good thing. Unfortunately for him, none of that will ever change the fact that he has the ugliest looking facial hair ever grown and enough fat for Mary-Kate and Ashley to never eat again.
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Reader Comments
1. shankyouverymuch - April 6, 2006 12:40 AM
This took a really L-O-N-G time, but... FIRST POST!
You are 100% on the money about this fat piece of lawn excrement’s appearance. They just don’t get any uglier... VERY Jabba- like! In fact I'm sure Michael Moore played the part of Jabba in Star Wars, which really ended up helping out the budget because he didn’t need any expensive make-up, he just shot the scenes as himself... yeah that's exactly what happened!
But I think you are wrong about his movie making talent. I think he is a major talentless hack... Roger & Me was mildly funny, the rest are shit. Not as big a piece of shit as he is, but still shit...
I wish he would take his fatness and just go away for good...
2. -= ChebyratoR =- - May 16, 2006 9:29 AM
SECOND!!!
Wow the site surely is more popular 2 years later!
and Moore sucks teh cox like old mate Tommy
TCLTC!!!
Great site Superficial
3. ebayfan414 - May 19, 2006 12:22 AM
fatass..yup!
4. Iambananas - June 15, 2006 7:13 PM
Ugly and fat and untalented.
5. libtard - December 6, 2006 9:47 PM
M.M. is the celebrity I'd most like to get drunk with.
6. juego de poker - June 11, 2007 12:49 PM
shit so Moore was the first on superficial.com.
7. jared - August 20, 2008 1:42 PM
seventh??
8. jared - August 20, 2008 1:42 PM
seventh??
9. Pinch A Penny - December 10, 2008 2:05 AM
This site has come a long way since this post. LOL