May 29, 2004
Fantasia Barrino
How did this ugly crackwhore of a woman win American Idol? Not that anybody gives a shit about that piece of shit show, but it seems weird that this girl won. Not only does she not look like an American Idol/pop star, but she looks like she belongs on the cover of Crackwhore Magazine. Did I mention that she looks like a crackwhore? I vote that she be kicked out of her position and that Tyra Banks be named the next American Idol. Hell, when you look as good as Tyra Banks, it doesn't even matter whether or not you can sing. Just look at Britney Spears. All it takes is a little ass shaking and cleavage showing and you're in. Good ol' America never disappoints when it comes to being superficial. Then again, Tyra did try her hand at the whole singing game and it hasn't exactly turned out as well as she probably would have hoped. I believe 'sucking ass' wasn't really the genre she was shooting for.
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May 28, 2004
Michael Moore
If a fatter fuck has ever lived, I never want to meet him. Despite being a pretentious homeless-looking fatass, Michael Moore has all the makings of a decent filmmaker. His recent 'Fahrenheit 9/11' is the first documentary to ever win the Palme d'Or at the Cannes Film Festival which I guess is a good thing. Unfortunately for him, none of that will ever change the fact that he has the ugliest looking facial hair ever grown and enough fat for Mary-Kate and Ashley to never eat again.
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May 27, 2004
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